Sgt. Dangleberry

Hey there, I'm Sgt. Dangleberry!

My special places wanna say hello to you. I'd love to introduce myself. I'm Sgt. Dangleberry, only 99 years old, 45 kg, 5'8" tall.

I'm picturing being on top of you. I'm gonna service you deep and hard until you're drained.

Let's get more private and keep going!